If you eat meat, vegetarians think you are an asshole.
If you smoke, non-smokers think you are an asshole.
If you support use of animals in medical research, PETA thinks you are an asshole.
If you are an atheist, everyone thinks you are an asshole.
If you are rich, poor people think you're an asshole.
If you drive an SUV, Al Gore thinks you are an asshole.
If you are gay, Fundies think you are a pervert and an asshole.
If you are Republican, Democrats think you are an asshole.
If you are Democrat, Republicans think you are an asshole.
If you vote 3rd party, the above two parties think you are a fool and an asshole.
If you don't have kids, parents of kids think you are a selfish asshole.
Ir you are an immigrant, the natives think you are a lazy asshole.
If you are a white male, it's perfectly acceptable to consider you an asshole.
If you are American, the rest of the world thinks you are an asshole.
I'm sure you all can think of other categories, and yes I know I am making very broad generalizations and no, you don't have to say "I don't hate smokers" or defend yourselves in any way to this pointless journal. Really this is just my thinking out loud. Am I an asshole? You bet! Sometimes intentionally, sometimes as a matter of circumstance, but I fall into several of the above-mentioned categories and it's good to remember that you can't be wonderful to everyone, nor should you strive to be. Life is short, so relax. Live your life, don't hurt anyone, and let others live theirs.
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