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Protecting the Schmoopie

Sat Dec 9, 2006, 9:23 PM
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As anyone who's paid any attention to my ramblings or comments might have surmised, I am beyond devoted to my husband of nine years, the delightful Tim aka Cobweb-stock aka RazorGeisha aka various silly petnames.  He's the light of my life and the pickle on my joy sandwich.  
Well, he's got another account on DA which I haven't really mentioned to anyone, not because I am embarrassed or ashamed but because I am really freaking protective of him and I would have to rain down some hate on anyone who picked on him.  But I trust you guys -- my "regular crowd" who actually read my journals, not just look at the nekkid pictures, so I'm going to point you all over in the direction of his other account, Onnagata-stock  We work on those shots together, since there in a lot of makeup, hairstyling and body-morphing that goes on.  I'm totally cool with his dressing up, as long as he does it well and listens to my fashion/hair/makeup advice. :lol:  
If you've got any questions about it, I'd be glad to answer, or you can ask Tim.  No, he's not bi.  It's not a sex thing, it's a dress-up and look groovy thing.  Let's face it: girls get all the fun in looking flash.  Guys, unless they look like Johnny Depp or Gackt, pretty much are expected to do the jeans and jacket thing.  It's about the look.  Eddie Izzard fans will get this.  
Anyway, there's a reason I'm bringing this up and you'll figure that out in a day or two from now.  In the meantime, if you want to go leave a joy pickle of your own on his Onnagata-stock page, please do so.  If it's not  your cup of tea, just stay away and find something that you like somewhere else.  

Thanks for your time!
--Sophie

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:iconlockstock:
lockstock Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2006
Thank you, babycakes! I'm glad the "excitement" was minor. I really was worried he'd get some mean comments, but I think most people who just happened upon that account think he's a girl.
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RetroZombie Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2006
:lol: you're probably right - he's very convincing!

It also make me happy that there are no mean people in our corner of dA! :aww:

And you two rock! (In case I haven't told you that lately :giggle:)
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aseariel Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2006  Hobbyist General Artist
i :heart: guys in eyeliner ;)
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:iconlockstock:
lockstock Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2006
:flirty: me too!
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:iconaseariel:
aseariel Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2006  Hobbyist General Artist
added the stock. you two do some really amazing work! :D
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:iconmisskittystock:
misskittystock Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2006   Photographer
I'd say you're quite talented with the makeup. I didn't realize it was him at first.
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:iconlockstock:
lockstock Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2006
Cool!!! That makes me so happy! (And him too!)
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:iconpendlestock:
pendlestock Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2006   Photographer
I saw the DD before I saw this and I didn't think for a moment it was a bloke :D

Great makeup Sophie - you have definitely succeeded in keeping him looking good! I would never have thought, seeing him in his male stock, that he'd be good in drag but he is! Really good!

But, and this is the crux of the matter, cake or death? ;)
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pendlestock Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2006   Photographer
Good choice ;)
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:iconlockstock:
lockstock Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2006
As long as the cake holds out....
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Isabele825 Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2006
I can't believe how good he looks in those photos! :ohmygod: In this one you two look so similar!! [link] :giggle:
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:iconlockstock:
lockstock Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2006
Yeah, I think so too! :)
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:iconcookiekitty-stock:
cookiekitty-stock Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2006
The world needs more guys in dresses and skirts. Most of my r/l friends think I'm weird but hey - if it's good enough for the Scottish it's good enough for me! :D

And your hubby looks absolutely gorgeous with his makeup and hair done like that.
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:iconlockstock:
lockstock Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2006
Thank you! I think they tried to make man skirts trendy a few years ago but it never caught on.
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cookiekitty-stock Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2006
Just wait - they never thought women would be wearing pants either but look at us now ;)
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Onnagata-stock Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2006
Aw, now you're making me wish I still had my kilt... :tears:
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cookiekitty-stock Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2006
You got rid of it? :ohmygod: Dangit, boo, whyyyyyy? :shakefist: Guys in kilts are teh smex! :love:
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Onnagata-stock Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2006
It got "borrowed" for a weekend... Do you see where this is going? :D

When I get in better shape, I'll try to look for a kilt in either Robertson or MacLeod tartan...
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cookiekitty-stock Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2006
MacLeod!!!
*insert Highlander fangirling here* :love: Then you can walk around saying "I am Duncan MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod..."
...you have a katana right? *winknudge*
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Onnagata-stock Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2006
Actually, it was "Aldahir Liotrulf, or Alex MacLeod to yee AEnglish-types." :lol: I played a Scottish pirate for 2 years at the local Ren Faire, way back in the olden days... ;)

But yes, yes I do have a katana. Two of them, actually... :paranoid:
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cookiekitty-stock Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2006
Aw fudge buckets... and here I was thinking you were going all Highlander-ish on me! ;P
...the Scots had pirates? :confused: :D (Olden days, meaning way back two months ago? :faint: ;))

.......youcanstilldoahighlanderset :love: :giggle:
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Onnagata-stock Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2006
Oh, yah! The Scots were some of the best sailors goin' during the 16th Century. :ahoy:

...AndyesIcanstilldosome! :evillaugh:
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AmandaRobbins Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2006  Professional
:O wow! That was a shock. He does a very convincing job.
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lindowyn-stock Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2006
Okay, so I seriously popped on over to the gallery and my jaw hit the desktop. (short stuff...yes I am) I seriously had to do a double take, because I gotta say, not only does Tim make a convincing woman, he makes a hawt woman...it actually made me go eh? WOW! So yeah, upon this discovery, I think it might be necessary to up his stock usage.
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lockstock Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2006
Coolies! Hope your chin is okay. XD Thanks for the kind words!
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:iconlindowyn-stock:
lindowyn-stock Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2006
Yeah. The chin'll pull through. :D
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Amazonofexeter Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2006  Professional General Artist
ok...went to look...very impressive....do you ever get jealous?? (i ask only as a friend of mine has a similar issue with her b/f who apparently gets more chat up lines if they both go out done up...!)
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:iconlockstock:
lockstock Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2006
LOL, no there's not any competiveness in that reguard. :)
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:iconamazonofexeter:
Amazonofexeter Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2006  Professional General Artist
lol!!! thats ace...am very impressed with the art nouveau pics.....so true to the period in style!
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PuNaNiiiLiKKaAa Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2006
awwwwwwwwww man whatever happen ta freedom of speach...... my constructive questions were vetted........ ripped off
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PuNaNiiiLiKKaAa Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2006
awwwwwwwwww man whatever happen ta freedom of speach...... my constructive questions were vetted........ ripped off
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PuNaNiiiLiKKaAa Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2006
How go's amigo's....... dont mean ta put a dampner on thing's but my reatrded head has got a few question's........ but realyyyyy PICKLE ON MY SANDWICH en SCHMOOMPIE rofpmsllmfao what ever appened ta slippery snatch en gateway too ur gut's???????? while Im asken is there any chance ur SCMOOPIE take tha floor en speak for himself or is he too busy preparen for tha JOJ ON MY PICKLE SANGA??????? please ive alway's been one too listen too both sides of a story before taken tha absolout pishhhhh outa em muhahahahahahaha
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lockstock Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2006
What?
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:iconcobweb-stock:
Cobweb-stock Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2006   Photographer
Oddly enough, pretty much nothing that *lockstock or I say has anything to do with sex. Weird, but there it is. :lol:

As for the "Schmoopie" comments? Yah. We all have our albatrosses to bear... :nod:

"Pickle on my joy sandwich"? :confused: You got me there -- I have no idea where that came from...
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SNAK-stock Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2006
Yeah, only freaks dress up as women :evileye:

What dllal stock? :hmm:
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lockstock Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2006
Now THAT is some sextastic stock, you wild thang!!! :lol:
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SNAK-stock Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2006
MMM....sextastic sounds like a good energy drink.
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Cobweb-stock Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2006   Photographer
Oh, yeah? Well, only weirdos and psychos pose with... guns... and... heywaitaminute! :evillaugh:
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SNAK-stock Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2006
Dang...so we're both freaks, wierdos, and bit psychotic. Good times.

Oh, I've been trying to talk Jade into doing a cross dressing bit (which he said he would likely do if I posted mine), so you have to help me out to convince him. ;)
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Cobweb-stock Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2006   Photographer
I know! Ain't it great? :D

Well, Jade's already accused me of throwing down the gauntlet. So it's a moral imperative now. :nod: I bet we could get his dress size from Hank...
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SNAK-stock Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2006
True...unforunatly I have no way of contacting Hank unless it's through Jade...do you? Stealthy we must be.
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Cobweb-stock Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2006   Photographer
We can probably just send her a note here on dA. But when it is done, like Yoda talking must we be? :O_o:
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SNAK-stock Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2007
Hm, (I thought I responded to this...:s) yes, we can contact her on DA, but she is on far less often than The Jade.
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Moniquette Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2006   Photographer
You mean he is in ALL the pictures?...

:faint: they are fabulous! I must use those...at least the "White Flowers" would make a great classical Greek portrait.

He's got amazing legs :jawdrop: better than many women if I might say this :jawdrop:

Have you ever been told that you two look very much alike?...in fact it's a thing I saw about many couples-when the two love each other and found harmony together.

I think it's a wonderful idea, and I enjoy it a lot!
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Onnagata-stock Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2006
RE: *lockstock

:sarcasticclap:
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lockstock Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2006
:) Thanks so much, babycakes! Yeah, we look a lot alike. He totally worships me and emulates my look. It is SO tiresome being his idol. JUST KIDDING!!! :lol: I think we just have similar tastes and also tend to try and influence each other to meet our personal predilictions.
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Empty-Paper Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2006
I came across that account a while ago, and it was an instant :+devwatch:
He makes a beautiful woman, and also... I just love boys in dresses :)
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lockstock Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2006
Thank you so much for such a sweet comment!
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Empty-Paper Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2006
:hug:
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